theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

where do aliens hang out

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this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again

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reblog if your mother no longer sets your bedtime and your life has lost all structure

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iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

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bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

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youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

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yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

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nue:

please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening

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nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

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breathless-sound:

coolblogr:

bitter-ghost:

secrets to not getting catfished on the internet

sigh I wish I had found this earlier

better be safe than sorry

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